Outstanding Comic Ignatz Nominee Brendan Leach creeps into the Lair this week to argue the ins and outs of being a sports fan. How should someone who doesn’t live in America choose which NFL team to follow? Why should people who live in cities without teams all of a sudden care when a team (The Las Vegas “Vajazzle”) suddenly appears. And, of course, is Mike allowed to root for both The Giants and The Jets (The answer: YES). Also, would you rather be in the Guinness Book of World Records for being a pituitary gland giant, or for being the owner of a disgusting and gnarled seven foot fingernail?
This week’s illustration of Inky the Domesticated Panther supplied by, Carlos Aguilar! Submit your own illustration of Inky to email@example.com